Train ruki, khidki khuli,
Nazaron se nazare mili,
Aur aap ne kaha- Idli, Dosa, Vade, Sambhar, Chay...
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Jab tumhe dekhu my dil starts flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaaye I feel like crying,
Are! Itna mat chad I was just lying.
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Galat nazaron se dekhoge to har jagah kharabi lagegi,
Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki
Tumhe bhabhi lagegi-Tumhara bhai!
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Aisa dostana hamara, main kashti tu kinara,
Main dhanush tu teer, ,main matar tu paneer,
Main varsha tu baadal, main raajma tu chawal,
Main hot tu cool, main april tu fool.
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Anhon ki aawaaz kuch hoti hai,
Aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,
Kaun chahata hai bichadna apno se
Vo to vakt ki maar hoti hai.
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Prashan: Gabbar singh ne paida hone par
Apni maa se kya kaha?
Uttar: Maa! kitne aadmi the?
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Sooraj se achha sitara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta hamara koi nahi,
Chahe saari duniya mein dund lo,
Muj jaisa pyara aur aap jaisa aawara koi nahi.
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Jab bhi kanjus ke liye oskar ka nomination aayega,
Tera bhi naam usme jaroor aayega,
Ye padkar do-char SMS hi kar de,
Varna shayad oskar bhi tu hi jeet jaayega!!
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Ankhe matar, gaal tamatar, naak ho jaise bhindi,
Tu meri saheli hai ya koi sabji mandi.
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Taazi hawa ka jhonka aaya,
Khushboo teri saath laya,
Fir mere dil ko khayal aaya,
Ki aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya.
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Kaash life aisi hoti yaar, monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko ekraar, wedsnesday ko pyar,
Thursday ko intazaar, friday ko shaadi,
Saturday ko talaak, sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.
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Mandir mein puja karta hu, mazjid mein namaaz padta hu,
Insaan se bhagwan na ban jana,
Isliye roz tumhe SMS karke ek paap karta hu.
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Mere marne ke baad, jab mera janaza uski
gali se nikala, mere marne ke baad,
jab mera janaza uski gali se nikala wo
Khidki pe aayi boli, yaha saala bi tapak pada!!!
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Main saawan hu tum baadal ho,
main normal hu tum pagal ho,
main paani hu tum tanki ho,
main tarzan hu tum monkey ho !!
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Mohabbat ek baar ho jaye to apnapan,
Do baar ho jaye to bholapan,
Teen baar ho jaye to dewanapan,
Baar-Baar ho jaye to kaminapan.
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