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Evolution Of Man

Shadi k pehle : i love u
Shadi k baad : aaj phir alu?

Shadi k pehle : Hero no1
Shadi k baad: coolie no1

Shadi k pehle : mein ne piyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye mein ne kiya kiya?

Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
Shadi k baad : jaan mut khao

Shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
Shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay

Shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
Shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.

Shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?

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Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say
aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.

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A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him, "O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal
vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,"

Pernam singh replied, "assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free
delivery hondi aaa."

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Fastest Thing In The World

University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

BOLO TARA RA RA HOYE.....