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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Mix Jokes (Again Huge) (Hindi)

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Hum hum hi, tum tum ho,

Na tum kam ho, na hum kam hai,

To kis baat ka gam hai, SMS bhejte raho,

Tabhi to lagega ki mobile me dam hai.

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Ishwar kare har din...

Apki khushiya petrol ke bhav ki tarah bade,

Aur gam bipasha ke kapdo ki tarah kam ho,

Have a nice time.

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Is 'Dil' mein dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,

In 'aakhon' main dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,

Jee rahe hai ab tak aapki marjee se,

Lekin yah maut 'amanat' tumhaari hai.

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Is pathar ki duniya mein,

Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai...

Aakhen bhi sambhalkar band karna,

Mere dost palkon ke beech bhi,

Sapne tut jaya karte hai.

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Intzaar rahta hai har sham tera,

Raate katati hai le-lekar naam tera,

Muddat se baitha hu ye aas paale,

Kal aayega koi paigaam tera.

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Ajab yah duniya hai, ajab yaha dastur hai...

Dil mein to base ho, magar aakhon se dur ho.

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Apki chaal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi,

Dimaag lomdi jaisa, aakhen hiran jaisi,

Lekin kitna achha hota,

Agar 2-3 quality insano jaisi bhi hoti.

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Dil diya aitbaar ki had thi,

Pyar kiya mere pyar ki had thi,

Mar gaya lekin khuli rahi aankhe,

Ye mere intzaar ki had thi.

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Ek zara-si bhul khata ban gaye,

Dil liya aur khelkar tod diya,

Hamari jaan gaye unki ada ban gaye.

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E Dost! jab bhi tu udaas hoga,

Mera khyaal tere paas hoga,

Dil ki gahraaiyon se jab bhi karoge yaad hame,

Tumhe hamare karib hone ka ahsaas hoga.

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Baate karke bhula na dena, fasaane banake mita na dena,

Na de sako yaari to gam nahi,

Par dost bane ho to beech raaste mein chod na dena.

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Dil do ek ko vo bhi kisi nek ko,

Yah parsaad nahi hai,

Jo baata jaaye har ek ko...samjhe!

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Duriya bahut hai par itna samajh lo,

Ki paas rahkar bhi koi rishta khaas nahi hota,

Tum dil ke paas itne ho ki,

Duriyon ka ahsaas nahi hota.

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Dil lagata nahi hai ab tumhare bina,

Khamosh-se rahne lage hai hum tumhare bina,

Jaldi laut aao ab yahi chah hai hamari,

Varna je na sakege hum tumhare bina.

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Dil armaano se houseful hai,

Poore hoge ya nahi ye doubtful hai,

Is duniya mein har cheej wonderful hai,

Par khali haath jana ye kudrat ka rule hai.

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Inkaar vo karte hai ikraar ke liye,

Nafrat bhi karte hai to pyar ke kiye,

Utni hi chaal chalte hai ishq karne wale,

Aakhon ko band karte hai deedar ke liye.

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Aaj vo hamse kuch khafa lagte hai,

Khafa hoke kitne pyare hamare hamanva lagte hai,

Bas kya kahe aur hum unke baare mein,

Vo kabhi khuda to kabhi bewafa lagte hai.

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Aati hai yaad baar-baar tumhe kaise bhulaye hum,

Jis dil mein tumhaari yaad na ho,

Aisa dil kaha se laaye hum.

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Apki yaad mein deewana-se phirte hai,

Ki aapka naam labo se hatata hi nahi,

Tamaam umar je sakege kaise,

Bin aapke ek lamha to katata hi nahi.

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Bahut udaas hai zindagi thoda pyar kar lene do,

Yu roko na raaho ko meri thoda saath to chal lene do,

Chand lamhe hai in aakhon mein, un lamho mein jee lene do.

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