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Friday, June 5, 2009

Mix Jokes (HiNDi) (large coll.)

Phool aisa ho baag ko khushoo se bar de,

Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,

Dost aisa ho jo zindagi ko khushi eva mobile

Ko SMS se bhar de.

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Takdeer ne chaha, takdeer ne bataya,

Takdeer ne tumko aur humko milaya,

Khushnaseeb the hum ya vo pal,

Jab tum-saa anmol dost is zindagi mein aaya.

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Tum na maano yah hakikat hai,

`Dosti' insaan ki jarurat hai,

Kisi din aaoo mahfil mein,

Jaan jaaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.

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Ande ke haath mein `Torch', behare ke haath mein `Radio',

Gunge ke haath mein`Mike', bewakuf ke haath mein `Mobile'!

Kya zamana aa gaya hai...

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Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aaram nahi,

Jee na lage kahi, ae khuda kya yahi pyar hai?

`Stupid' ye pyaar nahi summer ki garmi hai.

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Jo tum chaho vo tumhara ho,

Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho,

Jaari rakhege hum duaaaon ka silsala,

ki kaamyab har manzil pe dost hamara ho...

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Jaruri nahi dosti me mulakat hoti rahe,

Jaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe,

par jo jaruri hai vo bas yahi,

ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

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Jeevan me`safal' hone ke liye 3 factor jaroor lagao,

Pratham: brain mein eyes factor...

Dwitiya: jubaan mein sugar factor...

Trutiya: heart mein friendship factor...

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koi ho baat na dil se lagana,

Agar apna samjho to hi batana,

Bhool ho humse, to samjhana,

samjho jo to hak jatana,

ki hai dosti to dil se nibhana.

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phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,

Sagar se gahara koi nahi,

ab aapki kya taarif karu,

Dosti me aap jaisaa pyara koi nahi.

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Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,

Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,

Basti zindagi ki saas ho ltum,

Phir kaise na kahu?

"Kuch khas ho tum...?"

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Suraj se kaho, Roshni dena chod de...

Chand se kaho, chamakna chod de...

Agar tum nahi aa saktey...

Apni yaadon se kaho,

Hame satana chod de.

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Aye dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizool hai,

Ansoon bade anmol hai inhe khona fizool hai,

Roh toh unke liye jo hum par nizaar hai,

Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hai...

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Ishq-mohabbat to hazaro karte hai,

Gam-e-Judai se wo bhi darte hai,

hum na ishq karte hai, na mohabbat karte hai,

bas aap jaise doston pe marte hai.

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Is dil mein hamesha ek shor hota hai,

BIna tere SMS ke dil bor ho raha hai,

kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara-sa dost,

Mujhse bor ho raha hai.

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