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Friday, June 5, 2009

Mix Jokes (HInDi)

Teacher : jawani aur Budhape mein farak batao?

Student: jawani mein mobile mein "Haseeno" ke number hote hain. aur
Budhape mein "hakeemo" ke

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So ja agar neeend ager tujhe aati hai,

yahan toh haal bura hai,

har raat yuhin hi guzar jaati hai

Ab kya bataun tujhe ,

tere sote hi teri girlfriend mujhe hi phone lagaati hai

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Apne dil churaya Hum Khamosh rehe

Apne neend churayi ,Hum Khamosh rehe

Apne hansi churayi Hum khamosh rehe

But its to much yaar

CHAPPAL TO wapis karo meri

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Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,

Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,

Basti zindagi ki saas ho ltum,

Phir kaise na kahu?

"Kuch khas ho tum...?"

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Suraj se kaho, Roshni dena chod de...

Chand se kaho, chamakna chod de...

Agar tum nahi aa saktey...

Apni yaadon se kaho,

Hame satana chod de.

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Aye dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizool hai,

Ansoon bade anmol hai inhe khona fizool hai,

Roh toh unke liye jo hum par nizaar hai,

Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hai...

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Ishq-mohabbat to hazaro karte hai,

Gam-e-Judai se wo bhi darte hai,

hum na ishq karte hai, na mohabbat karte hai,

bas aap jaise doston pe marte hai.

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Is dil mein hamesha ek shor hota hai,

BIna tere SMS ke dil bor ho raha hai,

kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara-sa dost,

Mujhse bor ho raha hai.

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