Shadi k baad : aaj phir alu?
Shadi k pehle : Hero no1
Shadi k baad: coolie no1
Shadi k pehle : mein ne piyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye mein ne kiya kiya?
Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
Shadi k baad : jaan mut khao
Shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
Shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay
Shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
Shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.
Shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?
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Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say
aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.
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A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him, "O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal
vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,"
Pernam singh replied, "assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free
delivery hondi aaa."
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