Funny SANTA Jokes (Hindi & English)

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"
 

I think U r very careless!!! (Eng1ish + Hindi)

U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
Left a smile on my face....

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God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,
He lovingly touched it, & it turned into u.
And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u.


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Har shaks ko diwana bana deti hai dosti
Mili nazar to fasana bana deti hai dosti
Dil ke mariz ho to kar lo dosti
Har dil ko dhadakna sikha deti hai dosti


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Tumse hi Dosti, Tumhara hi Intezar,
Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai Bekarar,
Tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar,
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is Dosti ko Yaar...

Mix SMS Jokes (Hindi N Engli$h)

1) Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: yes, only if they are above 8.
Sardar: thank God I Have only 6 children.

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2) Lab pe Aati hai dua ban k tmana meri,
Dil karta he band karvadu sim teri.
noor dunia ka mere dam se ujala ho jaey,
Jo mujhe msg na kry uska rang kala ho jae.

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3) Dekh tere sansar ki halat kya ho gai bhagwan !
Kitna badal gaya insaan!
Na SMS Na koi miss-call, Na koi bhi call
Ham bhi hue hairan kitna Busy hua SHAITAN!

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4) GHAJINI Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki
Hum Bhi Aamir Khan Se Kuch Kum Nahi He

Hum Bibi Ki Sunte He Samajhte He
Aur 15Min Baad Bhul Jate He.

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5) HI Meri Jaan...
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Nikal Rahi Hai..
Sardi aur Zukam Se..
Log Pata Nahi
Kya Kya
Samaj Lete Hai.

Ha.. Ha..