INBOX FULL 4 JOKES

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain

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BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

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Never Blame A Day

Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.

Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings..
Good Morning..

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If you see some one without a smile,

Give him one of yours,

Because you are among a few good people Who can shine others life by just walking with him a few miles.

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Five steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open your arms wide,
Feel your heart beat and say its too early.
Let me sleep again. Good Morning. "

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Gooooood Daaaaay