Hi Friend
Aaj aapke lie aap ko aur aapke friends ko
hasane ke lie Ganesh Ji ke friend Satish Ji
Laye hai Dhamakedar Rajokti hindi jokes
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Conductor ek a student ko kaheta hai-
tu hamesha door khade rehte hai tera baap watchman hai kya
Studen:tu hmse chillr puchta he tere baap BHIKARI he kya?
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Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me jyada profit ho?
Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon mebech dal.
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Pati aur patni mandir me gaye
Pati ne pucha-tumne kya manga?
Patni ne kaha-Aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne kya manga?
Pati-Ye hamara satwan janam ho.
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Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par
Diamond ring kiyon di?
Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?
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