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Monday, April 6, 2009

DHAMAKEDHAR RAJKOTI HINDI JOKES

Hi Friend
Aaj aapke lie aap ko aur aapke friends ko
hasane ke lie Ganesh Ji ke friend Satish Ji
Laye hai Dhamakedar Rajokti hindi jokes
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Conductor ek a student ko kaheta hai-
tu hamesha door khade rehte hai tera baap watchman hai kya
Studen:tu hmse chillr puchta he tere baap BHIKARI he kya?
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Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me jyada profit ho?
Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon mebech dal.
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Pati aur patni mandir me gaye
Pati ne pucha-tumne kya manga?
Patni ne kaha-Aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne kya manga?
Pati-Ye hamara satwan janam ho.
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Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par
Diamond ring kiyon di?
Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

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