DHAMAKEDHAR RAJKOTI HINDI JOKES

Hi Friend
Aaj aapke lie aap ko aur aapke friends ko
hasane ke lie Ganesh Ji ke friend Satish Ji
Laye hai Dhamakedar Rajokti hindi jokes
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Conductor ek a student ko kaheta hai-
tu hamesha door khade rehte hai tera baap watchman hai kya
Studen:tu hmse chillr puchta he tere baap BHIKARI he kya?
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Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me jyada profit ho?
Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon mebech dal.
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Pati aur patni mandir me gaye
Pati ne pucha-tumne kya manga?
Patni ne kaha-Aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne kya manga?
Pati-Ye hamara satwan janam ho.
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Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par
Diamond ring kiyon di?
Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

INSULT A BODY

How to catch a squirrel?Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS .
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Arz kiya hai:I am a dog and u r a flower,Gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,So let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
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Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho!
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,Bandar jab koi pass hota hai.

INBOX FULL 4 JOKES

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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain

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BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

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