GURU Mix JOKES

Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne
sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe  billi ki tarah  ghumo to apko pata chal
jayega.


Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye.
U don't worry u don't cry U just thank
God that cows do not fly....


Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she wil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"


Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai.
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DiL k jhakhmo Ko unse chupana pada,
palke bhigi thi par muskrana pada,
kaise ulte hai mohabbat ke ye riwaz?
Ruthna chahte the hum par unko manana pada.
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Dosti shayad zindgi hoti he,
Jo har dilme basi hoti he,
Waise to ji lete he sabi akele magar,
Phir b zarurat inki har kisiko hoti he.
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Aaj dur se hi koi salam kar gaya ,
apni yaado ka gulam kar gaya ,
apni zindagi girvi rakh kar kharida tha jise,
aj wo hi hume nilaam kar gaya .
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Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Judge: why are you arrested?
Thief: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime,
anyway how early were you shopping?
Thief: before opening the shop…..


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In your life time 6 things can come at any time :-
1) Love
2) Friendship
3) Money
4) Illness
5) Death
6) Susu :-  Isliye karke Sona
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