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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Rab Se Shikayat

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...

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1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
Wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
To aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:'(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

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What is the diff. Between dava & daru?

Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...


 

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