teacher:what do you call person who cannot hear anything
studant:you can call him any thing,because he cannot hear anything.
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mil gaya,oye hoye mil gaya, balle balle mil gaya, dhinchak dhincak koi mil gaya, apna sara kaam chhos kar fizool ka SMS parnewaala ek aur BEWAKUFF!! mil gaya.
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why women live a better, longer & peacefull life?
because women dont have a wife...
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church ke gate par likha tha:jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye,
ek callgirl ne niche apna mibile no. likh diya:aur jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye..
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ladkiya kadko k saamne aane k baad hi kyu apna dupatta thik karti hai
kyunki, lutero ko dekhne k baad hi apni dolat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai..
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ek gujju ka sapne me kisi ne rape kar diya
next day us ne apna bank account band karva diya
kuonki, bank me likha tha: ham aap k sapno ko haqiqat me badal denge..
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baap: beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai
wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai..
beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu
aur wo GARBHVATI hai..
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* Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka
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