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Monday, May 18, 2009

Mix Jokes #2

Mere Marne ke baad
e dost aansoo mat bahana…
Agar yaad aaye meri to
seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to
samajh lena tu narak me hai…

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Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
Kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
Kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

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Dil ke dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
Hum Detol ke siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Tum pass hote to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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