Aap Itrate Bahaut Ho

Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
Kyunki aap khate bahut ho...!!
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Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.
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Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
"Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai"
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Santa to doctor : Dr: when i sleep monkeys play football in my dream..
Dr:no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Santa: kal se loonga aaj raat ko final hai.

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Very Nice Forward it to All Your FRINEDS

ManZil Tum Chuno

Raste Hum Denge

Lafz Tum DO

Geet Hum Banayenge

Khush Tum Raho

Khushiya Hum Denge

Aap Bus DOST Raho

Dosti Hum Nibhayenge.!

Aap Dur Gaye Intzar kiya,

Aap Paas aye feel kiya,

Aap rooth gaye razi kiya,

Aap yaad aaye Mis kiya,

Jub miss kiya sms kiya,

Ek baat batao ? ? ?

Subkuch Maine kiya to aapne kya kiya ?

When I born, there was heavy rain

Do u know why ? ? ? ?

Because sky & Stars are crying

4 loosing a cute star,

But u all r Lucky 2 have this cute star as ur

 * F.R.I.E.N.D *

 

Kyu tere sandeshe muje nahi aate,

Tumhe Jab pata hai hum tum bin reh nahi pate,

Aadat hai u bhool jane ki ya kuch aur wajah hai,

Apne kabhi apno ko u nahi satate..

Tumsa koi doosra Zameen par hua,

To Rub se Shikayat Hogi…

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,

Dusra aa gaya toh kya halat hogi !!!

Eye of GOD (भगवान की नजर से कहाँ बचोगे

Dear All:

This photo is a very rare one, taken by NASA. This kind of event occurs once in 3000 years.
This photo has done miracles in many lives.
Make a wish ... you have looked at the eye of God.
Surely you will see the changes in your life within a day.
Whether you believe it or not, don't keep this mail with you.
Pass this at least to 7 persons.
God bless you.

This is a picture NASA took with the hubble telescope.
Called "The Eye of God".
Too awesome to delete. It is worth sharing .




During the next 60 seconds, Stop whatever you are doing, and take this opportunity.
(Literally it is only One minute!)

God loves you and watches over you every day.

 


Just send this to people and see what happens. Do not break this, please.