Living or Ginding

Whatever you give away today,
or think or say or do 
will multiply about tenfold
and then return to you.

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It may not come immediately,
nor from the obvious source
but the law applies unfailingly,
through some invisible force.

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 Whatever you feel about another,
be it love or hate or passion
will surely bounce right back to you
in some clear (or secret) fashion

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If you speak about some person,
a word of praise or two,
soon, tens of other people
will speak kind words of you.

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Our thoughts are broadcasts of the soul,
not secrets of the brain. 
Kind ones bring us happiness;
petty ones, untold pain.

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Giving works as surely
as reflections in a mirror. 
If hate you send, hate you'll get back,
but loving brings love nearer.

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 Remember, as you start this day
and duty crowds your mind, 
that kindness comes so quickly back
to those who first are kind.

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Let that thought and this one
direct us through each day.
The only things we ever keep
are the things we give away.

5People U Know

5 great people:
1.Bapu
Woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
Woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
Apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch

 
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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

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Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai

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MISSING U IS NOT A GAME 2 PLAY
MISSING U IS NOT A WORD 2 SAY
MISSING U DOES NOT START IN APRIL AND END IN MAY
MISSING U IS A PAINTHAT I FEEL EVERY DAY......... .......!

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Good Morning Thought

Start you day with good thought

If you want something you never had, do something you have never done.

Don't go the way life takes you.
Take life the way you want to go .

And remember you are born to live and
Not living because you are born.

Aao Aaj IS SHARAB ko

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

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Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,

Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

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Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,

Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,

Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

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Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga

Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga...

Rab Se Shikayat

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...

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1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
Wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
To aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:'(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

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What is the diff. Between dava & daru?

Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

 

GURU Mix JOKES

Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne
sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe  billi ki tarah  ghumo to apko pata chal
jayega.


Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye.
U don't worry u don't cry U just thank
God that cows do not fly....


Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she wil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"


Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai.
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DiL k jhakhmo Ko unse chupana pada,
palke bhigi thi par muskrana pada,
kaise ulte hai mohabbat ke ye riwaz?
Ruthna chahte the hum par unko manana pada.
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Dosti shayad zindgi hoti he,
Jo har dilme basi hoti he,
Waise to ji lete he sabi akele magar,
Phir b zarurat inki har kisiko hoti he.
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Aaj dur se hi koi salam kar gaya ,
apni yaado ka gulam kar gaya ,
apni zindagi girvi rakh kar kharida tha jise,
aj wo hi hume nilaam kar gaya .
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Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Judge: why are you arrested?
Thief: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime,
anyway how early were you shopping?
Thief: before opening the shop…..


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In your life time 6 things can come at any time :-
1) Love
2) Friendship
3) Money
4) Illness
5) Death
6) Susu :-  Isliye karke Sona
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DHAMAKEDHAR RAJKOTI HINDI JOKES

Hi Friend
Aaj aapke lie aap ko aur aapke friends ko
hasane ke lie Ganesh Ji ke friend Satish Ji
Laye hai Dhamakedar Rajokti hindi jokes
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Conductor ek a student ko kaheta hai-
tu hamesha door khade rehte hai tera baap watchman hai kya
Studen:tu hmse chillr puchta he tere baap BHIKARI he kya?
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Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me jyada profit ho?
Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon mebech dal.
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Pati aur patni mandir me gaye
Pati ne pucha-tumne kya manga?
Patni ne kaha-Aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne kya manga?
Pati-Ye hamara satwan janam ho.
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Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par
Diamond ring kiyon di?
Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

Tell Me You Love Me

Where do I start?
How do I begin?
To tell you how much
I never want this to end
Why you burn in my mind
And fill up my soul
How you live in my heart
And keep living from taking its toll
I need you more today
Than I ever have before
Every time I touch you
I love you all the more
No one can ever take your place
Or do the things you do
Nothing pleases me more
Than loving the essence of you
Tell me you love me
By looking into my eyes
Say that you want me
By whispering your sighs
Ask me to love you
By the gentleness of your kiss
Tell me you love me
Your love I truly miss.

THANKS Giving..

It is impossible to feel grateful and depressed

in the same moment.In each of our lives,

for whatever reason,

there are times that we are faced with things

that just don't make sense to us.

And the more we struggle to understand our hardships,

the less any of it makes sense.

I have found that in every challenge and obstacle

that we are faced with there ~~~ can ~~~ be good

that can come from it!

While it's almost never easy to identify,

I assure you that it is in there,

lying dormant just waiting for us to release it!

I urge everyone to spend your days looking for positives in your life.

Just be grateful and you can't be depressed.

What positives have you given thanks for today?

Giving thanks is an essential part of positive thinking,

and therefore contributes much to the art of living.

There is so much to be thankful for!

Today I would like to say . . .

~~~ For being YOU ~~~

"Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves" Blessings and Sweet S M I L E S Wishing you a Blissful Day .

Faisala

Tere sath zindagi bitani hai,
Tu kya janega ye aaj ki nahi badi purani hai,
tere liye ye jaha chod diya hai,
faisala ab tere hatho main haijine ki kwahish to ab hame nahi hai ab doli maine nahi arthi pe jana hai

INSULT A BODY

How to catch a squirrel?Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS .
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Arz kiya hai:I am a dog and u r a flower,Gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,So let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
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Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho!
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,Bandar jab koi pass hota hai.

Haste haste

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'Ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'Wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..
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Baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa.Gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar, Bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.
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Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara hoKuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain...Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho....
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SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE APNO KO BHULA KAR CHALE GAYEKIS BHOOL KI SAZA DI AAPNE HAME,PEHLE HASAYA, FIR RULA KAR CHALE GAYE
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JAB UNSE DOORI HO TO

Dard se hath na milate to kya karte,
Gum ke Aansu na bahate to kya karte,
Kisi ne mangi thi humse Roshani,
Hum khud ko na jalate to kya karte ? ?
Mere Dil ke Zakhm ab aah nahi bharte,
Kyon ki who ab is Dil mein raha nahi karte,
Humne ansoon se unko Bidaai di hai,
In ankhon main ab ashq raha nahi karte.! ! !
Tuje Ansu bhari who Dua mile
Jise Kabhi na inkar khuda kare,
Tuje Hasrat Na Rahe Kabhi Jannat ki
Tere Aangan mein Mohabbaton ki aisi hawa chale…
Chale gaye ho Dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,Jab Dil mein ho aap harpal ke liye…